-GEORGE: (to Mitchell) We’ve been having a house meeting.
-MITCHELL: You’re having a house meeting? Why wasn’t I invited?
-ANNIE: Well, if you were ever here, then we would have invited you.
-MITCHELL: Hang on a minute-
-GEORGE: You’re not pulling your weight around this place.
-MITCHELL: What’s that supposed to mean?
-GEORGE: You don’t buy any food, you never hoover. I don’t even think you know what a pair of Marigolds are.
-MITCHELL: I don’t do Marigolds.
-GEORGE: Oh, and I do?
-ANNIE: OK, do you know what? I think that we’ve all just lost sight of each other a bit. We need to team-build, we need to bond.
-GEORGE: But I’m not going paintballing, not again. Not after last time.
(Mitchell sits)
-ANNIE: We need to talk. So…George, you start.
-GEORGE: (to Mitchell) Are you okay?
-MITCHELL: I’ve been better. You?
-GEORGE: Likewise.
-MITCHELL: We should go out one night and just get hammered.
-GEORGE: (smiling) Yeah, that’s a good idea.
-ANNIE: …That’s it? That’s how you share?
-GEORGE: What more is there to say?
-MITCHELL: Yeah, he’s feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable…And I’m kind of stressed. We don’t need to turn this into an episode of Oprah.
-GEORGE: Exactly. File it under “Have Discussed”
-MITCHELL: You want to watch The Real Hustle?
-GEORGE: Oh, I’d really like that…
(Mitchell gets up and turns the TV on)
-GEORGE: (to Annie) Women.. you think you’re such authorities, like the way you deal with emotions is the only way.
-MITCHELL: (about The Real Hustle) It’s not on.
-GEORGE: Yeah, it is. It’s on at 10:30.
-MITCHELL: No, they’ve moved it.
-GEORGE: They’ve mov- No, you’re kidding me?
-MITCHELL: Oh, I don’t believe it!
-GEORGE: No, I was looking forward to that.
-MITCHELL: 10:30, Thursday! That’s Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that!
-GEORGE: Can I not just have one good thing in my life?
-MITCHELL: It just drives me insane when they move stuff around!!
-GEORGE: Don’t I deserve it? Don’t I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?
-MITCHELL: Is that so? We’re supposed to check?! Every week?! Like we don’t have anything else to do?! Is it our responsability?! WHY IS IT DOWN TO US?!
-GEORGE: I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints..
-MITCHELL: Really?
(George nods and starts to cry)
-MITCHELL: I would have loved that..(shouting at the tv) YOU BASTARDS!! (he throws the control remote away) ARGH!!
(George keeps weeping)
-MITCHELL: I’m doing the washing-up!! Is everyone happy now?! FUCK!![Being Human. Season 2 - Episode 3]
THE BEST SCENE EVER. I DIED.
